Greetings, my faithful followers! Today is a day unlike any I have ever encountered, for today, I write about two monsters! You see, these two monsters will be joining forces to crush the city and take over the world!
Which two monsters shall I use? None! What, you ask? I know, I heard you.
Today is my wedding day, and, as such, I won’t be putting up an article this week. But fear not! I will be right back on track next week!
Take care of yourselves and I’ll see you all in a week!
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Jason is an English/History major, currently working on finishing up both Bachelor degrees in hopes of one day teaching Creative Writing at the collegiate level. In his spare time, he plays a massive amount of Monsterpocalypse, alongside his trusty 360. Also, his trained squirrel assassins are coming along quite nicely. Got ahead, Steven: make fun of the Planet Eaters again... 
Congratulations!
I hope you enjoy this, your wife’s special day, along with her. And I expect an additional dose of oddity when your articles resume.
Congratulations!!
May your wedded bliss not interfere with Monsterpocalypse oddness!
You’ll likely hear a lot of this: Congratulations!
Jason, how great! It really warms my heart to hear that the mind behind such oddity has found a match.
I wish you all the best!
Save some best for the rest of us Steven!
Congratulations, Jason. Life becomes so different after today, as I’m sure you’ve guessed. It’s completely worth it though, in my opinion.
Grats man! Have a fun groom cake?
A belated congratulations!
Congradulations and good luck.