The ties are the true power behind both UCI and the Triton invasion, and some bowtientists are responsible for bioengineering the swarm. They even tried to subjugate the apes, but the DK JR experiment proved control over large specimens impossible.
I am currently trying to get a loan to build a 5 story high solar powered Mecha-Armodax, complete with helicopter flight. If the loan is go and subsequent construction goes well, all bets are off. So you know nothing, Bobb. Nothing is sure.
I was just going to pick everyone up, grab some Bellower costumes for everyone, come in on the third floor or so and we’d all yell at them for a long time. In case there are more high level employees than I expect, Spazz gets a gorilla outfit and a jetpack.
Mecha-Armodax is just to arrive in style so they know I’m serious about answers. Plus I dare anyone to deliver a pizza to that building with that bad boy guarding their door. We’ll starve em out!
This was is scary accurate.
Quick, grab the S6 schematics and make a run for it!
Bwahahaha
Good stuff.
I’m not convinced. I see keyboards…and I sort of doubt that anyone at PP’s offices goes to work in a tie
I agree –the ties are not believable part.
That’s the legal department, they don’t play games but they do love their ties.
Perhaps the Ties have taken over PP.
Pretty sure they have, actually.
I’m leaning toward alternate universe PP HQ…one where Kaiju attacks are real. Fortunately, we all know the PP HQ is safe. At least from kaiju attacks…
The ties are the true power behind both UCI and the Triton invasion, and some bowtientists are responsible for bioengineering the swarm. They even tried to subjugate the apes, but the DK JR experiment proved control over large specimens impossible.
I am currently trying to get a loan to build a 5 story high solar powered Mecha-Armodax, complete with helicopter flight. If the loan is go and subsequent construction goes well, all bets are off. So you know nothing, Bobb. Nothing is sure.
I see nothing in your Mecha-Armodax specs that would overcome Indestructible.
I was just going to pick everyone up, grab some Bellower costumes for everyone, come in on the third floor or so and we’d all yell at them for a long time. In case there are more high level employees than I expect, Spazz gets a gorilla outfit and a jetpack.
Mecha-Armodax is just to arrive in style so they know I’m serious about answers. Plus I dare anyone to deliver a pizza to that building with that bad boy guarding their door. We’ll starve em out!
Well the building is indestructible but it can still be rammed. I think those inside would still be in a world of hurt.
ZING! Well played, Spazz.
You beautiful man, Spazz. I needed the giggle!
It’s funny because it’s true…
Too damn good.
Can Spazz and Wappy somehow give them all mouths so that they can talk. Pleeeeeeaaaaaase?
I’d like to tear them a new…. something.
Literally laughed out loud.
Hahahah…..couldn’t stop laughing and had to explain it to my wife.
You guys are all monsters for laughing when these poor meat slaves cannot.